The 100 Greatest Headlines Ever Written

The 100 Greatest Headlines Ever Written

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Here are some are 100 of the best headlines that you can adapt to your own ads or landing pages, so read them and enjoy!

1. The Secret Of Making People Like You

2. A Little Mistake That Cost A Farmer $3,000 A Year

3. Advice To Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money – By A Wife

4. The Child Who Won The Hearts Of All

5. Are You Ever Tongue Tied At a Party?

6. How A New Discovery Make A Girl Beautiful

7. How To Win Friends And Influence People

8. The Last Two Hours Are The Longest – And Those Are The 2 Hours You Save

9. Who Else Wants A Movie Star Figure?

10. Do You Make These Mistakes In English?

11. Why Some Foods “Explode” In Your Stomach

12. Hands That Look Lovelier In 24 Hours – Or Your Money Back

13. You Can Laugh At Money Worries – If You Follow This Simple Plan

14. Why Some People Almost Always Make Money On The Stock Market

15. When Doctors Feel “Rotten” This Is What They Do

16. It Seems Incredible That You Can Offer These Signed Original Sketching – For Only $5 Each

17. Five Familiar Skin Troubles – Which Do You Want To Overcome?

18. Which Of These $2.50 To $5 Best Sellers Do You Want – At Only $1 Each?

19. Who Ever Heard Of A Woman Losing Weight – And Enjoying 3 Delicious Meals At The Same Time?

20. How I Improved My Memory In One Evening

21. Discover The Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Salary

22. Doctors Prove 2 Out 3 Women Con Have More Beautiful Skin In 14 Days

23. How I Made A Fortune With A “Fool Idea”.

24. How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying: “No I Haven’t Read It; I’ve Been Meaning To!”

25. Thousands Have This Priceless Gift But Never Discover It!

26. Whose Fault Is It When Children Disobey?

27. How A Fool Stunt Made Me A Star Salesman

28. Have You These Symptoms Of Nerve Exhaustion?

29. Guaranteed To Go Through Ice Mud Or Snow – Or We Pay The Tow!

30. Have You A Worry Stock?

31. How A New Kind Of Clay Improved My Complexion In 30 Minutes

32. 161 New Ways To A Man’s Heart – In This Fascinating Book For Cooks

33. Profits That Lay Hidden In Your Farm.

34. Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?

35. Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo

36. Do You Do Any Of These Ten Embarrassing Things?

37. Six Groups Of Investor – Which Group Are You In?

38. How To Take Out Stains.. Use (Product Name) And Follow These Easy Directions

39. Today.. Add $10,00 To Your Estate – For The Price Of A New Hat.

40. Does You Child Ever Embarrass You?

41. Is Your Home Picture Poor?

42. How To Give Your Children Extra Iron – These Three Delicious Ways

43. To People Who Want To Write – But Can’t Get Started

44. This Almost Magical Lamp Lights Highway Turns Before You Make Them

45. The Crimes We Commit Against Our Stomachs

46. The Man With The Grasshopper Mind

47. They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano – But When I Started To Play!

48. Throw Away Your Oars!

49. How To Do Wonders With A Little Land

50. Who Else Wants Lighter Cake – In Half The Mixing Time

51. Little Leaks That Keep Men Poor

52. Pierced By 301 Nails…Retains Full Air Pressure

53. No More Back Breaking Garden Chores For Me – Yet Ours Is Now The Show Place Of The Neighbourhood

54. Often A Bridesmaid, Never The Bride

55. How Much Is “Worker Tension” Costing Your Company

56. To Men Who Want To Quit Work One Day

57. How To Plan Your House To Suit Yourself

58. Buy No Desk – Until You’ve Seen This Sensation Of The Business Show

59. Call Back These Great Moments At The Opera

60. I Got My Bulges…And Saved Money Too

61. Why (Brand Name) Bulbs Give More Light This Year

62. Right And Wrong Framing Methods – And Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits

63. New Makeup Improver Gets You Compliments Galore!

64. Imagine Me – Holding An Audience Spell Bound For 30 Minutes

65. This Is Marie Antoinette – Riding To Her Death

66. Did You Ever See A “Telegram” From Your Heart?

67. Now Any Auto Repair Shop Can Be “Duck Soup” For You

68. New Shampoo Leaves Hair Smoother – Easier To Manage

69. It’s Shame For You Not To Make Good Money – When This Man Does It So Easily!

70. You Never Saw Such Letters As Harry And I Got About Our Pears

71. Thousands Now Play Who Never Thought They Would

72. Great New Discovery Kills Kitchen Odours Quickly. Makes Indoor Air “Country Fresh”

73. Take This One Minute Test – Of An Amazing New Kind Of Shaving Cream

74. Announcing…The The Edition Of The Encyclopaedia That Makes It Fun To Learn Things

75. Again She Orders…”A Chicken Salad Please”

76. For The Woman Who Is Older Than She Looks

77. Where Yo Can Go In A Good Used Car

78. Check The Kind Of Body You Want

79. “You Kill That Story – Or I’ll Run You Out Of The State!”

80. Here’s A Quick Way To Break Up A Cold

81. There’s Another Woman Waiting For Every Man – And She’s Too Smart To Have “Morning Mouth”

82. This Pen “Burps” Before It Drinks – But Never Afterwards!

83. If You Were Given $200,000 To Spend – Isn’t This The Kind Of (Type Of Product, But Not Brand Name) You Would Build?

84. Last Friday… Was I Scared! My Boss Almost Fired Me!

85. 76 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A Few Months Ago

86. Suppose This Happened On Your Wedding Day!

87. Don’t Let Athlete’s Foot “Lay You Up”

88. Are They Being Promoted Right Over Your Head?

89. Are We A Nation Of Lowbrows?

90. A Wonderful Two Years Trip At Full Pay – But Only Men With Imagination Can Take It

91. What Everybody Should Know…About The Options Trading Business

92. Money-Saving Bargains From Australia’s Diamond Discount House

93. Former Barber Earns $8,000 In 4 Months As A Stock Trader

94. Free Book – Tells You 12 Secrets Of Better Lawn Care

95. Greatest Gold Mine Of Easy “Things To Make” Ever Crammed Into One Big Book

96. Now! Own Queensland Property This Easy Way..$10 Down And $10 Per Month

97. $80,000 In Prizes! Help Us Find The Name For These New Kitchens

98. Take Any Three Of These Kitchen Appliances – For Only $8.95 (Values Up To $15.45)

99. Save 20 Cents On Two Cans Of Cranberry Sauce – Limited Offer

100. One Place Setting Free For Every Three You Buy!


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